Santas watching and judging. This 5×7 matte finish greeting card features a vintage Santa swinging from a candy cane with the line He sees you when youre sleeping. He knows that youre a bitch. Bold, festive, and a little too honestits the perfect mix of vintage charm and modern sass for your favorite ho-ho-hoe.

Details:
5″ x 7″ matte premium card
Blank inside for your own message
Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
Includes white envelope
Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
Friends with sarcastic humor
Funny adult Christmas cards
Siblings, Best Friends, Coworker and Secret Santa gifts