PARP! Pssst! Do you know the story about Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603) and
the er farting courtier? One day, when bowing low to Her Majesty, the
Earl of Oxford couldnt help but break wind. The poor man felt SO embarrassed,
that he left the court and some say the country for SEVEN years. Upon his
return, after such a long absence, the first thing Good Queen Bess said on
seeing him was, Lord, I had forgot the fart!