Princess Lois has been kidnapped by Anatoly the Handsome, who wants to marry
her. Cue damsel in distress to be rescued by none other than our own heroic
Blart. He sets out on the good ship The Golden Pig with Olaf the innocent who
believes what everyone says all the time and Kupverstich the Strange an
explorer-come-scientist whose ingenious explanations for the natural world have
one thing in common: theyre all wrong. They must battle cut-throat pirates, a
sixteen-tentacled octopus, escape the suffocating bureaucracy of Triplicat,
where they are briefly marooned, not to mention evade the Guild of Assassins,
who have a contract to kill Blart, in their selfless (well, almost) bid to
rescue poor Lois. But will they make it in time?

Review
[a] ridiculously enjoyable anti-fairytale A witty and engaging treat. I
read it in one sitting with a big smile on my face Becky Stradwick (Borders
UK), The Bookseller