This brilliant collection of spooky jokes is sure to have children in
stitches. Boys and girls will love the combination of scary characters and
silly humour. Fantastic black-and-white cartoons by illustrator Martin
Chatterton add to the hilarity. What do skeletons say before starting to eat?
Bone appetite! Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Vacuum cleaner cords arent
long enough. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.
Why dont mummies go on holiday? Theyre afraid theyll relax and unwind. What
do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl? Something that scares people and
doesnt give a hoot!