You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not poutbecause Santa hates little bitches. This 5×7 matte finish greeting card features a vintage-inspired Santa popping out of a chimney with a cheeky twist on a holiday classic. Perfectly irreverent, unapologetically funny, and guaranteed to steal the spotlight on the mantle.

Details:
5″ x 7″ matte premium card
Blank inside for your own message
Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
Includes white envelope
Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
Friends and coworkers with a sense of humor
Funny gift exchanges + Secret Santa
Holiday party hosts