I’m pretty sure that the person receiving this card will not be surprised, being the rude fuc*er you are. This card is perfect for any occasion, Christmas, Birthdays, anniversary, quitting your job, the list is endless.

Not only is this card hilarious, but it’s also fantastic quality. Probably the best card you will ever purchase, seriously.

If they don’t like your card (they will), tell them to sit on it (they probably won’t).

What’s Inside:
Card size: 5 x 7 (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5 x 7 (13cm x 18cm)
Notecard for handwritten message: 4 x 6 (10cm x 15cm)
“Hey!” printed on the front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up middle finger