Santa checked the listthen blushed. This 5×7 matte finish greeting card features a vintage-inspired Santa holding a pink gift box with the cheeky line Sorry, but Santa doesnt make the kind of toys you like. A festive favorite for anyone who loves their holidays a little bit naughty and a whole lot sparkly.

Details:
5″ x 7″ matte premium card
Blank inside for your own message
Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
Includes white envelope & cello wrap
Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
Friends with spicy humor
Funny stocking stuffers
Holiday party gift exchanges
Pairing with adult novelty or gag gifts