Unmentionable? Sure. But Ill try to tell you anyway The mouth organ is
inside my mouth. It is stuck in sideways. The pain is terrible.

My eyes water. Some things you just cant talk about. Locked in the loo.
Kissing a cold, cold kid.

Being a little squirt. Burning your behind. Unmentionable short stories from
the brilliant Paul Jennings. About the Author.

Paul Jennings worked as a special-education teacher before becoming a
full-time writer. He has been voted favourite author by children in Australia
over forty times and has won every childrens choice award in Australia. His
books, including Undone!, Unreal! and Tongue-Tied! are hugely popular and he
has sold more than 6.7 million books worldwide.