For those who know the real spirit of the holidays comes in a bottle. The Vodka Because Christmas Is Hard card says what were all thinking a perfect blend of humor, honesty, and holiday survival energy.

This bold, minimalist design makes it the ultimate card for friends, coworkers, and relatives who deserve a laugh more than a lecture.

Size: 5″ x 7″ folded card

Inside: Blank for your personal message (or a drink recipe)

Paper: Premium matte finish

Envelope: Included (because presentation still matters)

Printed: Locally in Los Angeles, California

Packaging: Eco-friendly sleeve

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